linkondrugs:

sticking ur hand deep into a can of pringles is what i imagine fisting is like

reallyreallyreallytrying:

mystic-bullshitt:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean

*they’re

congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps

glowcloud:

im gonna fart so loud and when i leave you will finally understand why storms are named after people

nagagalpluuhumu'nuh


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Things that are unnecessarily gendered #503

sirlightbulb:

The Entire French Language

grawly:

thanks

grawly:

thanks

spmib:

stop-hodoring:

Top Gear in India 

How can you not like top gear?

I watched this the other week and was in literal tears

douhgnut:

why get a job when you can sell oregano to middle-schoolers and tell them it’s weed

moonblossom:

martinfreeman:

please say tank top and not the other thing

Suitable alternatives: Undershirt, ribbed vest, singlet. Unsuitable alternatives: the other thing.